michael

michael is a greek kid that never comes to school and drinks monsters

“have you seen michael today?”
“he can’t find his shoes so he can’t come to school

by hshshehhsmk October 23, 2019

Michael O’D

Contestant on the Biggest Looser
Will be single all of his life

You have more fingers than he does friends

Michael O’D can’t get a girl. It’s not possible. Try

by Phat hoe 111 November 8, 2019

Michael Jackson

Guy that says hee hee

Hee Hee

-Michael Jackson

by Death_Potato576 March 31, 2020

Michael

He is a very kind person, great personality, very fit and sporty. Any girl would love to have Michael in his life because he is perfect. He is the most perfect person walking on the planet and not afraid to show his emotions. He thinks he is Brave but gets scared sometimes. He is not very popular but is very handsome and will break many hearts and he’s an all around great guy.

Girl: “Michael is such an amazing a perfect guy”
Girl best friend: “ yeah I know”

by Michael345 April 30, 2020

Michael Blackson

Michael Blackson, is a Ghanaian actor and comedian. Michael Blackson (born November 28, 1974) is a Ghanaian actor and comedian. Blackson appeared in Easy Money

Michael Blackson is a true legend

by horan57 May 29, 2020

Michael

A pro hacker who hacks peoples in 7th grade stem classes. He is friends with people who excel in history ans science and thinks he is the smartest mudda fucka around. He has sex around 50 times a year.

Michael your a bitch

by fuckfuckiwantsex June 10, 2020

michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020