MInecraft

eating blocky toes

I'm doing minecraft

by Minecraft toes June 16, 2022

Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.

Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.

by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024

Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?

i play minecraft

by Elias B.M September 23, 2022

Minecraft

The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...

by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022

Minecraft

A game made of blocks.
In war with fortnite.

I'm going to be helping you with your base in Minecraft

by @!JOSH!@ June 8, 2022

Minecraft Server

Pleasure, you get addicted to this nonstop and cant get off it for multiple years, play wisely.

Josh: Yo wanna get on the Minecraft Server?
Ethan: Im already on it im addicted!

by Mavoy November 1, 2022