May 9

the day a badbitch Taurus was born

yooo that girl is born on may 9, you already know she lit

by mocevn October 22, 2019

May 4th

This is the day when you grab anyone’s ass, or give hugs.

Friend 1- can I have a hug!?
Friend 2- sure
Friend 1- *grabs ass*
Friend 2- why would u do that!
Friend 1- it’s May 4th who wouldn’t

by upyourass😌 October 22, 2019

May chan

The white- washed Asian bitch

Omg, it’s may chan, what a fucking white washed ass bitch

by Silly person 101 November 3, 2019

May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

May 15th

National Clap cheeks day.

Guy: It's may 15th so let me clap those cheeks.
Girl: Yeah Sure! Let's have fun.

by Clap that ass April 30, 2021

May 1st

National Gigi Bryant day

Today is may 1st national Gigi Bryant day

by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020

May 13

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

by JJBABY101 May 7, 2020