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Two-man tea party

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.
Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.
by Buju Bandits March 12, 2012
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peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019
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Man Dogging

Aggressive fucking by a man (not to be confused with woman dogging). Applies to any sex position as long as the male is dominating in every fashion. Biting and growling is optional.
Ruben was so eager to bust, he began man dogging the poor soul near him.
by Bixby November 7, 2019
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man of culture

a term which actually means "porn addict", most "men of culture" are actually Redditors.
Bob: You just wouldn't understand because you're not a man of culture.
Me: You're not a man of culture, you're a porn addict.
by LOOWEGGIE June 1, 2022
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Bug Man

Void of independent thought, a Bug Man is compelled to purchase and consume unnecessary products they see on social media. It wouldn’t be an issue if they weren’t so incessant on YOUR need to consume as much as they do. Find your nearest Bug Man browsing Amazon or sponsored websites on Instagram anywhere people congregate. Bug Men have no sense of direction, no desire to stop to think whether they really need that cotton candy machine they found on Amazon or that overpriced Japanese mechanical pencil they will likely use only once then quickly forget about when they acquire their next product. If you see a Bug Man out in the wild you must stay away. Bug Men are known to reproduce through infection of the mind. Once you’re bit with the unyielding itch to consume it’s all over.
Lucas “Hey man you gotta check out this Brita Water Dispenser I just got off Amazon! It holds up to 25 cups of water AND it’s slim so it doesn’t take up much space inside your fridge! It only cost me $75 USD plus shipping!”
Mike “Why would you spend $75 on a water dispenser when you can just get a 5 gallon water jug for less than $10? You’re such a Bug Man for buying unnecessary shit.”
by Practicalstuffenjoyer July 25, 2023
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double tall man

The use of raising both middle fingers in the air.
He cut me off so I shot him the double tall man
by concert freak January 12, 2009
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Dan the Man

A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.

A man named Daniel who is known by the ladies as Dan the Man for the size of his large penis.
That nigga Dan the Man he fucked 3 bitches at once
by DantheMan101 March 18, 2007
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