war machine

The No. 1 Korean Guild on the game Guild Wars.

The guild War Machine owns all other guilds flatout.

by coyote_sprit December 25, 2008

Sex Machine

Somebody who is sexually active. That to a machine. They continually have sex as if it were programmed in a machine... It is disgusting.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Sydney?
Person 2: Yeah, what about her?
Person 1: She has slept with so many people. INCLUDING ALEX.
Person 2: Wow. What a sex machine

by HerTitsRFake March 18, 2009

rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Ice cream machine

When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!

Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me

by DodgyDave January 9, 2021

Rage Against The Machine

Deffinatly one of the best bands, along with AFI and disturbed probablyy one of the most anti-political bands who boycotted taco bell.

i liostend to rage agianst the machine today and felt like thro ing my desk lamp throu the window at the white house

by pieman January 8, 2005

washing machine

when you shove your dick in someone and pour soap water into it and clean it out

Girl : oh its so big go slow

Guy : ok let me give you a washing machine
( pours soap water into ass and says swoosh repetitively )

by dickhead losers August 30, 2018