Pregame Mac and Cheese

Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna

My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play

by The Doe Coach T January 21, 2016

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014

L K-MAC

Short for Long Kimjung MAC

A guy whose schlong is so big you better move the f*ck out the way when he pulls it out.

Speaking of pulling out, his pull-out game is very week and it is unclear how many children he has.

Im serious you do not want to be in this guys path; he will demolish you with his monster sized c*ck

That L K-MAC almost destroyed my insides

by oof12 June 25, 2021

Mac Daddy Doofus

The essence of vintage fresh

Mac daddy doofus is bringin' it back, ya'll.

by Traina August 23, 2011

Mac and cheese party

When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.

“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”

by Why can’t I not be anxious?? October 25, 2019

burger mac and fries

A seriously good take away

I could do with a burger mac and fries

by Burgermacandfries August 5, 2017

I am Mac

Admitting one's stupidity.

Person1: Are you crazy? why are you eating crap?
Person2: No, I am Mac..

Teacher: 1+1 class?
Student: *stands-up and shows a picture*
Teacher: Are you Mac?
Student: Yes, I am Mac. I'm sorry I can't answer a simple question..

by weltalled October 24, 2010