Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."

1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"

by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010

German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.

American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

Discord Kitty

Meow Meow. Its a discord kitty

You know your discord kitty is probably an undercover FBI agent?

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023

Kitty

Another word for Ketamine, AKA “special K”

Hey, are you gonna grab some kitty for the festival?

by Ambrosia2995 February 15, 2020

kitty hickey

you suck on the kitty to hard and now there’s a hickey

bro, she wouldn’t stop sucking on it bro, now i have a kitty hickey.

by spookymookiedoookie April 9, 2024

spit on kitty

The action of dribbling saliva on your partners triangle box, usually leading to smoother jabs and squeaking lips.

We spit on kitty in this house

by GG da banger August 10, 2021