June 1st

What the fuck season is it? Is it summer? Spring? Who knows? This is a day where everyone questions their sanity and is highly regarded as one of the worst days of the year.

Guy 1: What the fuck kind of weather is going on today?
Guy 2: Yeah and why the fuck do I feel like I’m dying more than usual?
Guy 3: Guys it’s June 1st.

by YourBoiJM October 16, 2019

june 13

birthday of a girl named Sam

She gave birth to sam on June 13

by mekbuda October 17, 2019

June 11

Big niggas bday that will bang your mom

That kid bday is June 11 he’s gon bang your mother later

by Lok daddy October 16, 2019

June 9th

June 9th is a very special day where there is two holidays. One being NATIONAL SNITCH DAY. And the other being NATIONAL DANNY DUNCAN DAY. June 9th otherwise known as 6/9 is special for those very reasons

Wow I can’t believe it is June 9th!

by BIG JUCIEY 69 October 14, 2019

June 9th

Its June 9th! National idiot day!

Idiots are normally born on this day. June 9th. What a great day!

by Dis bitch done boii October 27, 2019

June 28

People born on this day are so emotional over dramatic, loud as hell but truly have good intentions and an overall positive vibe. daddy issues. loyal af but always gets into drama. men born on this day are usually bi or homosexual for some reason

« Sarahs birthday is on June 28, what should I get her? »
« a bottle of whiskey »

by dumbthotty42 April 6, 2020

June 23

June 23 is national kiss Joanna day! This is a day where anyone with the name of Joanna is forced to except any physical contact such as kisses, hugs, or candy. Anyone who does such actions is said to have good luck for the day. Watch out Joannas your going to get a lot of kisses today.

It’s June 23, quick! Give Joanna a kiss!

by Spill.The.Tea October 27, 2019