Verb. To get completely pissed wasted; constantly wanting to get even more drunk and others around you just as drunk. Often involves excessive amounts of yelling, curse words, and getting kicked out of various establishments.
Guy: "So, what are you doing this summer?"
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
by ContikiContrasts September 7, 2011
Get the jocked mug.Extremely masculine young men with a fetish for dark music, clothing, and ideas, while still maintianing all the credibility of a popular kid. They manage to conform to both with out scrutiny from their peers because it is unsure weather or not they will go on an emotional killing spree, or hurl footballs at their faces.
These boys are also highly skilled at climbing mountains while simoultaneously gauging their ears to double 0s, after which they will spend a long emotional night of campfire banter about the chicks they totally "went all the way with".
As a general area of interest they also find shoting small animals out of trees to be pleasurable, right after they take it up the ass.
These boys are also highly skilled at climbing mountains while simoultaneously gauging their ears to double 0s, after which they will spend a long emotional night of campfire banter about the chicks they totally "went all the way with".
As a general area of interest they also find shoting small animals out of trees to be pleasurable, right after they take it up the ass.
by Underground Static August 18, 2007
Get the emo jock mug.A name originated from the jewish language hebrew and from old german language.
Meaning in german: A short form of Joachim, "the small one";
and in hebrew: "Jahwe God will straighten up"
Meaning in german: A short form of Joachim, "the small one";
and in hebrew: "Jahwe God will straighten up"
by 8eleven February 6, 2010
Get the Jochen mug.A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.
Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"
Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"
Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
by dickyboy June 30, 2006
Get the jockey mug.when someone completely humiliates you, or disses you.
Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.
Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.
dude, Mikey totally jocked on you today when he called you not hood.
That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.
That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.
by Mad Mikey 123 November 10, 2007
Get the jocked mug.jocelyn is sexy as fuck and her booty jiggles she’s a very beautiful bitch and she’s clean un like most lil nasty hoes.
by emily1244 June 2, 2018
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