Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022

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History

Some useless shit we wouldn't need it for our careers, but some useful shit to kill someone mentally😍✨

A student: Hey, are you alright? You look so sad...
The classmate: I have history class later... 😭😭😭 I'm dead inside now...

by Real FAX. November 8, 2022

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Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.

That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History

by fattunesy February 4, 2010

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Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.

Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.

by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010

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The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.

The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.

by Blue orange March 3, 2010

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