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HEATH

Short form for the word 'Health.' Intended to eventually replace health in school systems in the early 22nd Century when it has picked up in common parlance.
She is in good heath.
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
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Heather

A woman who doesn't like confrontation but if you piss her off IT'S ON! She will put you in your place if you hurt anyone she loves. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and anything colorful. She will bring a smile to your face whenever you're around her and make you laugh.
I'm so glad my best friend is Heather she always helps me and makes my day!
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A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
‘She is such a heather!’
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Heather

Someone who complains about their neighbours playing music no matter how loud it is or what time it is
The word Heather is being defined as:
One day I was playing music and it wasn’t even that loud and it was a weekend at 12:00 in the afternoon and she came over and said “if you don’t turn that music off I will call the cops
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Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues
Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
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