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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020
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Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.
Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.
by LuchGooch November 26, 2020
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Yo bro it’s the 28th national give your girlfriend a hoodie day did you give your girl one
by Itsonlyjoshhere November 27, 2020
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Girlfriend

Who that are not naturally born or lost, but are transferred from this guy s hand to another guy s hand
My ex girlfriend is a little bitchhhhh
by Jamierrier May 13, 2020
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lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek
Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!
by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020
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girlfriend

A female that is your mom, lover, and your best friend. She will make sure you're happy and doing ok. She will be the one to scream at the top of her lungs at you, and she will be the one who laughs along with your jokes. From yelling at you to carefully taking care of you. This is how a girlfriend should be. Your ride or die. Your lover and your soul. You better love her a lot. Remember a girl will treat you the way you treat her!
damn, bro, my girlfriend is amazing
my girlfriend yelled at me yesterday for not feeding the cat but she loves me anyway!
by WestHighIsAmazing May 26, 2020
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