worst cigarettes ever for me,,
tastes like piss/rotten fish..
if you like the sour taste,, maybe,,
i'm seriously regretting that i bought this pack
tastes like piss/rotten fish..
if you like the sour taste,, maybe,,
i'm seriously regretting that i bought this pack
by jay h. October 31, 2007
The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006
A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.
by BHAM GONE November 07, 2010
Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
by The Silent Duck December 02, 2007
Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.
Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"
by Will A September 11, 2005
When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.
by grinding4eva January 09, 2011
A white trash gold digger, impressed by relatively small amounts of money, or items associated with low socio-economic status.
by frankenstein27 July 05, 2010