filth master

A pal that most likely lives in a dumpster because of how shitty they are. In the trash where they belong. Most likely into anime or dungeons & dragons. A real disappointment.

P1: "Hey, garbo!"
P2: "Hey, filth master."
P1: "Ah. Yes. That is me. Ruler of the filth."
P3: "you fucking weebs."

by GayEggTim April 13, 2017

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filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

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Filthy Pilgrim

During sex, after ejaculation. The man continues pumping until the semen is churned into butter.

Hey babe, what do you say after Thanksgiving dinner I'll make you a Filthy Pilgrim.

by The Magnificent Gary October 9, 2017

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filthy Maria

Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.

That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though

by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017

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Fith Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fith spare tire.

“Man I feel bad for Vvulf, he’s such a fith wheel.”

by Crow98 May 30, 2018

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