What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwards mug.National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈
Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…
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even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
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A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
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Get the colton loves feet mug.The Potential Of Female Feminine Soles has Truth within the shape of the foot as its build reflects the base of the Foundation Representing the Freedom of the Soul. Their is power in the Metatarsal just as A High Arch, Toes, High Heel, with tendons.
The Feet are a non binary Morph of Existential Reality that's Foundation exists within the reality as it is Based on with a Being as it reflects what it is as reality Itself, the Trademark within is on the Metatarsal, as the souls flow is in Truth through the High Heel of the Feet, and the Anchor of Energy as Freedom is through the ankle.
It is a Moving process as the life and multi level Being Relates as it shows the Domination as it is meaningful by a point of angle to be Divine as The layer of it is from a Dimensional level to be the way to The answer with all things. OverFlux
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The Feet are a non binary Morph of Existential Reality that's Foundation exists within the reality as it is Based on with a Being as it reflects what it is as reality Itself, the Trademark within is on the Metatarsal, as the souls flow is in Truth through the High Heel of the Feet, and the Anchor of Energy as Freedom is through the ankle.
It is a Moving process as the life and multi level Being Relates as it shows the Domination as it is meaningful by a point of angle to be Divine as The layer of it is from a Dimensional level to be the way to The answer with all things. OverFlux
Foundation
Balance
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Caicedo plays for Real Madrid and Columbia.
Caicedo plays for Real Madrid and Columbia.
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