19 February

National hit Julia day and bully your shortest friend.

19 February: National hit Julia day and bully your shortest friend.

Person: *hits Julia and stats bullying his shortest friend
Me: What are you doing!?
Person: It's hit Julia and bully your shortest friend day, do you want to join?
Me: Ok *joins them

You have to bully your shortest friend and hit Julia!

by I'maMcchicken nugget February 16, 2020

February 18

GIVE YOUR MOM FRIEND A GIFT OR FOOD OR DRINKS HEHEHEHEHEHEHE THEY WILL BE SO HAPPY THIS WILL NOT MAKE THEM JELLY. THAT YOU LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.

FEBRUARY 18 MEANS YOU GIVE YOUR MUM FRIEND A GIFT.

by Monkey_Me February 17, 2020

February 14

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

by Sophiscool_1 February 7, 2022

February 1st

National Harry Styles day. The birthday of one of the most talented, respectful, kind artist.

harrie - hey, today is national Harry Styles day!
friend - what? why?
harrie - it's February 1st - his birthday you silly goose!

by directioner928lol February 14, 2021

February 27th

A day nobody really recognizes relating to anything so that’s boring but it’s part of the best month ever so like... winning. If you were born this day then you’re prolly really kind, have tiny dick energy, and just rly sweet.

“Hey did you hear it’s Casey’s birthday tomorrow?”
“February 27th? Man ion know Casey but he must be cute as fuck 🥺”

by Minze.k October 15, 2019

February 11

The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!

Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"

by Waffletale November 12, 2019

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019