Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7

Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."

by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011

FACEBOOK FAG

mainly a male, takes pictures of themselves with their phones in front of a mirror, or webcam without a shirt, does all the LMS!!!, and truth is bull crap that meant for girls.

hey FACEBOOK FAG, your picture needs a shirt, im tired of lookin at your weak jelly belly

by thvincelli3690 May 26, 2012

Facebook Mobbing

When a group of people use social media to bully an individual.

John was the target of facebook mobbing, after the kids in his school found out he was gay.

by Skylar01 November 28, 2014

The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.

Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.

by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011

Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."

Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich April 4, 2009

Facebook Pussies

People with a Facebook account that delete friends because they are too much of a pussy to handle other people's opinions.

John deleted me after I commented on his status. Who does that? Oh yeah, facebook pussies.

by queestunombre November 12, 2009

Facebookian

Meeting an old friend whom you haven't seen in years in person and having an experience like looking at all your old high school photos posted on Facebook.

I ran into Margie from 7th grade the other day and it was a really facebookian encounter.

by Shane's mom 63 January 1, 2009