fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Fudge

To flop at something. To miserably fail at it.

Dude, you totally fudged at riding your bike.

by sonic12576 February 20, 2017

fudge buster

One who does it in the butt while the other is constipated.

"Did you hear that Susan constipated?"
"Yeah but not anymore. I gave her the good old fudge buster"

by KingB11 February 27, 2017

Fudge Fracker

It's a term that interrelated to Fudge Packing.
It's where 4 or 5 guys shoot hot cum up your ass to break up the prior fudge packing, releasing the semi solid oily discharge and natural gases.

Go See Dirty Pete the Fudge Fracker and his effin friends about getting a Fudge Fracking today.

by BCManDingo February 28, 2017

Fudge Fracking

This is where a bunch of Dirty Petes Friends Shoot Hot Cum Up Your Ass, breaking up the Fudge Packing, releasing the semi-solid oily waste and natural gases from your anus.

Dirty Pete has built a business on Fudge Fracking as a Fudge Fracker, Dirty Pete Does House Calls, Call Dirty Pete Today.

by BCManDingo February 28, 2017

fudge load

A metric fuck ton only said by people who are in middle school and dont like cursing also Catholic grandmas

"O boy i sure do have a fudge load of homework"

by Zoë the cock master March 17, 2017

Fudge Popsicle

When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.

The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!

by Banana77 June 25, 2016