my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese May 30, 2018

anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah

Anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example Rachel Sarah
This is for every person always a girl who uses their first name and their middle name like on Facebook or any other social media outlet. They are always sluts so #nolastname and always pretentious. Usually these are the girls that buy fake shit and post pictures about it like they have mad money.

anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah
posted that fake ass purse like she's somebody. Bitch, please.

by Christine morrass January 20, 2017

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

Rubber First

When an idiot names Atom Deathstroke implied a "rubber fist" but mistakenly typed rubber first" and was questioned by Zillian Padecain, he has to quickly create an urban dictionary definition to explain his gross incompetence.

Yo, that atom is a total retard! He had to rubber first to cover his tracks.

by atom death stroke February 5, 2018

HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS

When a CENTRAL PLACE FUNCTION with another HOMOSEXUAL committs massive bank fraud along with TELLERS to EFFECT.

This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022