Female winter mode

The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would

No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…

by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023

Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023

FemaleBlubberfish

A female blubber fish is a woman who is suffering from her own problems and makes you try to feel even more depressed than she is. She typically tries to sound smart and pray on teenagers or young children. When only parents should be giving emotional advice. She might be a fat woman.

AFemaleBlubberfish

by Alex phoenix February 13, 2024

Female

You deserve it you piece of shit. The misogyny? Hang yourself.

Hym "Yeah, Female. Like a male. Except In-FE-rior. Get it? InFErior? That's you!"

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

female dentist

No definition. They don't exist

Female dentist!? No such thing exists

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

femaleliamandwillphobia

An irrational fear of the female versions of Liam and Will.

Oh gosh, my femaleliamandwillphobia is kicking in!

by GamersChance March 16, 2024

Female psychopathy

I saw an article recently that included a study on female psychopathy that claimed it was much more pervasive than than we previously believed.

Hym "There's more female psychopathy than you think and if you broaden the term to 'seeking short term gratification' then it's likely that there's EVEN MORE psychopathy among women then the study accounts for! Because I doubt the study accounts for 'The personal definition of "the core of psychopathy" from a guy who just doesn't want people to seek short term gratification.' So... WRONG AGAIN JORDAN! God you're wrong a lot! And I'm right... SO VERY OFTEN. It's absurd. A fake debate between a charlatan and an imposter. Fascinating to watch. Especially knowing the full context of the situation. That's what makes my thing so interesting. Knowing the full context."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024