The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

East Brownward & Down

The act of sticking your dick in someone’s ass when they are in downward dog position while simultaneously jamming to Eastbound & Down by WSTR.

Let’s East Brownward & Down and chill.

by TaraWard10 September 7, 2023

Ryan East

One which believes there’s and actual definition for their name on Urban Dictionary. Made you look!

Man, your such a Ryan East today.

by Dorian Scott January 13, 2023

Y’alls’s East

When a pineapples venue turns into a cowboy inter course event with a eastern cultured woman.

I Y’alls’s East that frat house! Best bang for a free buck!

by anonymous May 27, 2024

Health Class at East middle

A place where someone searches for names in the urban dictionary

Stop doing this please

That girl needs to stop searching names in Health class at East middle

by The_duck_lord_in_health_class November 13, 2021

East San Jose

East San Jose is a great place to live if you are from the downtown part of San jo

East side San jo is very ghetto and is my home

Latino, Vietnamese, Is the culture around East San jo. Rappers include E-40, too short, Mac Dre, P-Lo and many others. East San jo has a lot of crime. Gangs include Crips and Seranos. Don’t mess with this fools. Overall how bad it gets East San jo will always be my home

East San Jose is a ghetto place

by AJ The CaliBoy June 17, 2022

east canyon

A place of which where urination and dedication goes

I released my excitement to the east canyon

by Crackerball August 22, 2024