Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

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Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

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Dan Elias

Probably a bi$&& has dreads or black/lightskin annoying and rich. He probably is really quiet and has a bit chy girlfriend

Dan Elias is g ay

by Flexibledogsfart November 19, 2023

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When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

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