corn packing

when you puke into your ex-girlfriends vagina in spite.

"omg sally, corn packed you? HE TOOK YOUR VAGINA'S PUKE VIRGINITY???!!!!" --- OMG CORN PACKING!

by asian dong December 9, 2008

Corn-Studded Tiara

A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.

When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

creams my corn!

annoys me!

It just creams my corn!

It really annoys me! Bothers me!

by marcia farinas January 13, 2011

creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 15, 2013

corn dog

having sex with your girl while she has a yeast infection and sticking your dick in her mouth

Man, my bitch was smellin funky last night, so I gave her a corn dog.

by podawg May 14, 2009

Nebraska Corn Husk

An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.

My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.

Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020