Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017

yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin
by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010

You're such a chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
by Maple Sarup! :D April 1, 2010

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!
Long live the chode
Long live the chode
by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 11, 2008

by Sam January 30, 2005

Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.
Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
by Kyle Lloyd October 14, 2008
