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Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
mugGet the Chode Lawmug.

G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs
yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin
by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013
mugGet the G-CHODE!!!mug.

Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
mugGet the Chode Whackmug.

Chode Sprinkle

A versitile word that can be used to describe anything or anyone in virtually any context.
You're such a chode sprinkle!

This class sucks chode sprinkles!

I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
by Maple Sarup! :D April 1, 2010
mugGet the Chode Sprinklemug.

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Long live the chode
Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!
by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 11, 2008
mugGet the chode teasermug.

chode monger

a person who acts like a chode
Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass
by Sam January 30, 2005
mugGet the chode mongermug.

Chode Blower

Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.
Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
by Kyle Lloyd October 14, 2008
mugGet the Chode Blowermug.

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