While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.
by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005
Get the chocolate suprise mug.Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!
by Pit Pat October 5, 2007
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by ninabbyxx3 October 7, 2009
Get the Chocolate Fever mug.When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.
by TufRon May 6, 2010
Get the Chocoblast mug.The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.
Variations include:
The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.
The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Variations include:
The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.
The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
by Chomtea February 17, 2007
Get the Chocolate Teabag mug.A process that forms during the start of anal sex.
In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.
It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.
In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.
It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.
Mike: "So did you have fun with your date last night?"
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."
by Aboriogoikas November 12, 2007
Get the Chocolate Rose mug.When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.
I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry
by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004
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