Cock: The Movie

Cock: The Movie is science-fiction and drama based movie about a Filipino boy tries to solve a math problem relates to real world problems. His actions of brilliant math equations led to his consequences as he witnessed several traumatic events, such as doing a math problem about doing your mother and ended up impregnating her instead.

Cock: The Movie? That's Albert Einstein level right there.

Doing your mom.

by Zhrimpian January 7, 2021

Overstock of Cock

Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.

Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?

Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.

by BilLektro January 20, 2017

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011

cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.

"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."

by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004