is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
by Tybunk October 28, 2010
Get the Chode Carrotmug. A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:
1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.
2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...
3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.
2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...
3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to
Billy last night?
Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a
chode-husker!
2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my
face?
Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night
chode-husker!
3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the
Nebraska chode-huskers!
Billy last night?
Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a
chode-husker!
2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my
face?
Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night
chode-husker!
3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the
Nebraska chode-huskers!
by the purpler giraffe July 10, 2010
Get the chode-huskermug. Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
Get the Sober Chodemug. You're such a chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
by Maple Sarup! :D April 1, 2010
Get the Chode Sprinklemug. Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!
Long live the chode
Long live the chode
by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 11, 2008
Get the chode teasermug. by Sam January 30, 2005
Get the chode mongermug. Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.
Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
by Kyle Lloyd October 14, 2008
Get the Chode Blowermug.