Sailor's Breakfast

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

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irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004

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A common word used to describe the sudden urge for eating a breakfast cerial while sheering sheep.

It can only be used when the person is craving a kellog's cerial and not any other brand.
Most commonly heard of on the island of lanzarote.

Mike: "dude, Mindie wasn't in bed this morning when i woke up."
Chris: "why not?"
Mike: "she sometimes wakes up feeling breakfastage and heads to the farm"
Chris: "oh ye, i get that too sometimes."

by hearthrob June 20, 2009

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Breakfast

n. an excuse to have breakfast in the morning

Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"

Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."

Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."

by Something like Susie September 26, 2012

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tremors breakfast

A morning meal consisting of simply bologna and beans. This comes from the movie "Tremors" in which Kevin Bacon assures Fred Ward that the previous morning they ate bologna and beans rather than eggs.

-"Wow you're a little smelly this morning. Say, what'd you have for breakfast?"
-"I actually had a tremors breakfast. You know, bologna and beans, like from that movie 'Tremors.'"
-"Gotcha."

by acrestare July 20, 2011

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