Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 5, 2011

swag beater

a tank top, usually one size larger of the person wearing it, swagged out, may have patterns, huge font quotes, or a vintage tank top

Looking fresh, got my swag beater on for this hot weather.

by Pharaoh. March 19, 2011

Meat beater

Some who likes to punch ground beef

This is jaquevious, our top meat beater at the factory

by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit May 27, 2019

Crost beier

Such a disappointment to humanity, a white boy that doesn't have a sense of humor searches jokes on google and is a fatherless child, he has a small penis no girls like him and he's a disappointment also cringe.

Hello my name is crost beier

Me: get the fuck out of life you disappointment

by Fuckyoucrost January 3, 2022

Women beater

Top 10% of the human race, the best, the smartest.

Wow! I wish I could be a women beater

by Ballsack licler November 16, 2022

bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

by Lisa August 12, 2004

better from far, far from better

When scoping a hot chick from a far distance, then as she gets closer you and your buddy realize she is hideous.

Damn dude check that chick over there, she coming this way. Dude! She's hideous, definitely "better from far, far from better" up close....

by donjuandemarco December 23, 2009