Bacongasm

Overstimulation of pork goodness til the brink of hog paradise explodes in the back of your throat.

Jake ate the fish sandwich, but George had a full on bacongasm when he ate the BLT.

by Bacongasmatic August 17, 2016

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

baconboii

awesome

baconboii

by BACONBOIII May 24, 2017

baconicity

the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.

Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.

by IamMuffles June 29, 2017

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon

I own a bacon pig

by Kidviz October 11, 2017