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my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy
my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)
by Hammond_Cheese May 30, 2018
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Anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example Rachel Sarah
This is for every person always a girl who uses their first name and their middle name like on Facebook or any other social media outlet. They are always sluts so #nolastname and always pretentious. Usually these are the girls that buy fake shit and post pictures about it like they have mad money.
anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah
posted that fake ass purse like she's somebody. Bitch, please.
by Christine morrass January 20, 2017
mugGet the anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarahmug.
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
mugGet the your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couchmug.
WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)
This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary
mugGet the This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long wordmug.
davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020
mugGet the davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first juddmug.

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
mugGet the My First Postmug.

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way
Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*
by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022
mugGet the Lord Rat The Firstmug.

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