Gunnar's Rule Book

Gunnar's Rule Book is full of rules that any male wants to add. All rules are Rule #1, just because Rule #2 & #3 just aren't as important.
To add a rule, simple say, "Rule #1, (whatever the rule is you want to add)"

Gunnar's Rule Book
Rule #1, follow the rule #1s.
Rule #1, girls can't make rule #1s.
Rule #1, stick it in the bitches ear.
Rule #1, make all the rules you want!!!

by Gunnar... March 18, 2009

Proper book

Describing something as the greatest manifestation of everything that is fantastic in the world.

"I saw some women mud wrestling in a field over the summer. It was proper book. Total book."

by Parry October 18, 2003

to book it

Noun,
To run for your life.
To sprint with all your might.

Man, when I thought I saw a ghost, I was about to book it!

by Tennebv April 22, 2018

Open book test

if its open book, then your friends can be used to gain your information from

You know its an open book test raymond lets do this!

by ahmedisleosometimeslolol February 2, 2021

Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 20, 2009

writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014