Blastassem

Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em

Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event

Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"

Example:
Human#1:Wow, great shot
Human#2:That was epic (4 letter word)
Human#3:Blastassem

by 2digits December 9, 2011

Blantastidise

when one is feeling emotions of love, fantasticness all while being in paradise(the beach) and listening to the new dirty heads album "cabin by the sea"

What is this place and what's that music?.... This is blantastidise bra with the dirty heads.

by Stankew202 July 11, 2012

Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.

"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"

by Solomacn November 27, 2012

BLaForce

One who always beats Sean at Basketball

Sean was crying because he lost to BLaForce

by seancantplay February 8, 2013

blafunky

While a woman is giving a gentleman a traditional blowjob, she is also fingering his rectum while he defecates on her lap.

Yesterday i gave your mom a blafunky while i was playing the guitar.

by millhouse58 May 24, 2013

blart

A bloody fart

The running back blarted when he was hit by the defensive end.

by Tits McGruber January 11, 2014

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014