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bandstand rat

Someone who spends their whole day drinking/skateboarding/ or eating icecream at the bandstand pavillian in hull MA. They will never leave and are always there. forever.
look at those kids eating icecream drinking and skateboarding over there, they never leave the bandstands!

that's because they are bandstand rats.
by hullh8ter July 24, 2011
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bandar effect

The inability to perform when there are others present. Origins of the term come from Madison, WI. It may be that Prince Bandar himself operated best out of the public eye.
It was going okay with her in my dorm room, but then my roommate came home--his Bandar effect really salted my game.
by GundE August 8, 2007
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Band Buffer

Person who performs sexual favors (usually oral) for all band members before live performance in order to settle nerves and anxiety.
My band buffer scaffed their teeth on my shaft, so I grabbed the baby powder and smacked a bitch.
by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009
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Bandage

Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die
That bandaged suicidal mackerel have tried do suicide for 973736377828473 times but failed
by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019
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bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
by GAGGOT January 17, 2010
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1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
by blckexec January 24, 2015
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boy band

a band of gay ass male "musicians" that use live autotune or lip sync their songs and don't play insturments.
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
by bofaLmao June 10, 2019
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