named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.
clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."
by Stephnitezanfuntime March 17, 2012
Get the austin martinmug. 
by Pussy eater puss real good January 22, 2022
Get the Jaden Austinmug. Austin will make you mad and piss you off sometimes but over all is very nice and cares about others. He is trust worthy and always listens when you need him.
Austin is so considerate
by kennneeeyyyyy April 7, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Austin is a hot, funny, sexy, and popular guy. He is fun to be around and is great at making everyone have a good laugh. He has brown hair and blue eyes. All the girls love him and all the guys are jealous of him. He’s athletic and is great in bed. Most girls go out of there way to get Austin to notice them. He has a lot of friends and is pretty chill around most people but knows how to make people laugh at the right times.
“Hey, I heard Austin’s going to the party this weekend”, said girl1. “Oh my! I’m going just to see him”.
“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.
“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.
by 123alleyesonme April 19, 2021
Get the Austinmug. “Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansenmug. The most amazing blonde headed, blue eyed boy you could ever come across. He's gentle, kind, and usually tall with big heart and bright mind. There's not another guy like him. He brightens up anyone's life he walks into and bring you everlasting joy and love. Letting a guy like him go will be the biggest mistake of your life and you will regret it till the day you die. He's a blessing to all and usually turns out to be great at golf, which is always a plus! So get you an Austin and hold them tight :)
Man did you see Austin make that double eagle! What a champ.
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!
by southerntwin July 6, 2019
Get the Austinmug.