Eclipse Relationship

a brief but important and beautiful relationship; the break up is usually mutual

Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.

by catinawalmartbag May 5, 2024

Asynchronous relationship

When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.

My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.

I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.

by ayab0t March 11, 2025

in relationship

Not you.

normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"

by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020

Relationship

A form of self strangulation that does not kill you upon immediate contact

If your parents didn’t ruin you— Thai relationship certainly will!

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020

Relationship

Relationship shouldnt be looked at like an assingment. If we are in a relationship I am not gonna stop you from seeing your friends,im not gonna want to hangout everyday. I will just want you to show me that im a little bit more important than your other girl friends,to show me off as your girl. Thats all. Dont look at it like an assingment cause its not

-Bro, I dont wanna be in a relationship, its like an assingment.

-It aint that.

by tired bitch November 8, 2020

Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024