Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Evan is an unpopularity ship name for the show Ena, the ship itself is about a a character named Ena and Van. The ship is often called Ena x Van or Van x Ena however Evan is just a short way of saying it.
by lulu the kitty cat October 8, 2022

“Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind”
by Shreks November 23, 2021

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021

TO BE AS SEXY AS A STRRIPER IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN ALL DA CHICKS WANT YOU ALL THE BOYS ARE JELAOUS AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU
GIRL:1 DID YOU SEE EVAN TODAY
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE
by lckyEvbot456 September 17, 2017
