A beautiful beautiful girl that doesn't forgive or forget. She will ruin your reputation if she has to. If you decide to date her, your future relationships are doomed, she will come for you and poop on your front lawn. She's a lightweight who loves throwing up at the beach. She loves dogs but also tells them to shut up. A very loyal and loving girlfriend but can also be jealous. Be sure to suck her toes (; SHE MAKES THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD, wife material.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
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Everyone knows about Karens, but most are sleeping on "Alicias."
They often times have the worst resting bitch face and you'll find they are pinching for penies so much they won't even let their kids get cheese on their burgers.
Alicias are the types to have affairs and blame it on their husband's for not being good enough.
Alicias are also the type to spend all their money then complain about not having any.
If you meet an Alicia, beware they bite. Alicias sink their teeth into you with passive aggressive questions, locked and loaded with a bitchy response.
If Alicia was an animal, it would be a snake.
Wine is an Alicias best friend.
They often times have the worst resting bitch face and you'll find they are pinching for penies so much they won't even let their kids get cheese on their burgers.
Alicias are the types to have affairs and blame it on their husband's for not being good enough.
Alicias are also the type to spend all their money then complain about not having any.
If you meet an Alicia, beware they bite. Alicias sink their teeth into you with passive aggressive questions, locked and loaded with a bitchy response.
If Alicia was an animal, it would be a snake.
Wine is an Alicias best friend.
by TruthyDefiner April 29, 2022
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In addition to full-size "grownup toys", miniature replicas of Alice Chompers machinery is made for da kiddos, as well, so dat they can practice "chewing da soil" in their sandboxes prior to becoming farmers or construction-workers as adults.
by QuacksO May 2, 2022
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She's in love with a cup. The cup is filled with Mike's sweat, and she drinks it EVERY DAY! She has a separate cup of Mrs. Carico's tears, and she is very fine. #Alice #FineAlice #Life #Mike'sTears
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Get the alicia mug.Alice is a tall lovely girl who's always loyal and caring towards others. Extremely intelligent and beautiful with dark glistening brown hair, and is highly unaware of it! The beautiful smile she makes could make you never forget how beautiful and wonderful she is. Her soothing voice is as soothing as silk and could tell a bedtime story and you'll definitely make you fall asleep in almost an instant. A person who she values as a best friend could easily fall into her lustful intentions and could possibly make you cherish her forever, but that won't last for eternity if you mess up very badly, that trust pact you have with her could be destroyed forever.
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