Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020

The Covid 19 Pounds

The 19 weight everyone gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Pounding feet

When you thrust your dick in between someone's feet as hard and as fast as possible until you cum.

I couldn't make it to the party I was home pounding feet. I was at home thrusting in between my girlfriends feet because I'm not right.

by Don J Velociraptor October 10, 2021

Half pound

A fat wringer ready to be cranked.

You think you can crank this half pound

by Danwit February 17, 2024

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024