put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011

flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.

Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011

Bathroom Ban Hammer

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.

There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.

by Ithinktoomuch2think May 7, 2019

Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020

Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010

Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.

Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.

by BB's Mom January 6, 2023