im

i mean

im that. (i mean that)

im, if that’s what you want (i mean, if that’s what you want)

by heyyyyaaaheyya May 8, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

im 6ft

I HAVE 5 BILLION IN THE BANK. FUCK PERIODS AND CRAMPS. I STAND WITH WOMEN’S RIGHTS

Im 6ft

by Hejkelelwlsld November 21, 2023

im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME

Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023

im fine

1) no, you/your friend are not fine. Don't believe anyone who says that they are fine. Babes help yourself or your friends to find you/their happiness.

2) YES BABES YALL ARE SO HOT YALL SO FINE MAN !

1) I'm fine, don't worry, I'll definitely cry tonight.
2)Omg have you seen Jenna Ortega/(anyones name)? SHES SO FINE.

have self-confidence baes say 'im fine'

by from mamak stall December 13, 2022