beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA

Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE

by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023

Grayling High School

Full of druggies, can’t use the bathroom ever, stupidest place in the world. Basically a jail. Can’t do much in there. Horrible food.

⭐️

Don’t recommend it. Horrible place

Person 1: Wanna go to Grayling High School?
Person 2: No *Shoots Person One*

by RandomofGHS March 23, 2023

high from hand sanitizer

When you sniffed too much hand sanitizer you get real high, I can't stop laughing and then eventually you realize your high so that you stop acting like your high cuz you know your high.

Shhhh..... Laugh laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆😂😃😄😅😆

Hey are you good bro

Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer

Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer

by Weirdo Chlo September 17, 2020

High Sabbath

When the Sabbath coincides with a special celebration such as the Sabbath after convocation or a siblings birthday.

July 24th, 2021 is a high Sabbath

by anonymous July 24, 2021

VR high

When you play with virtual reality for so long that when you come back to real life you feel high.

“Man I’ve been looking for da qween as Ugandan knuckles for so long that I feel vr high

by a moist rectum May 3, 2018

Wainuiomata High School

Hell

Oh no, it’s Monday.
Guess I’ll have to go to Wainuiomata High School, where Satan rules.

by PikaChuChuu May 27, 2020

high as Freud

When, due to using copious amounts of two kinds of drugs simultaneously, your thoughts begin to reflect and apply your deep seated biases to your understanding of the nature of the world in such a way that still persists once sober.

I wish I never got high as Freud.

by Put you are Name here November 14, 2019