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Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.
by SimplyRidiculous January 4, 2018
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Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.
Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"
by UrbanPhilly June 27, 2010
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National See You Next Tuesday Day

National See You Next Tuesday Day is observed on October 20th, commonly in the floral industry. The day is celebrated by making certain to bid farewell to deserving customers with, "See You Next Tuesday Day!" even when there is no intention to follow through when next Tuesday arrives!
by jrchi October 20, 2016
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma August 30, 2017
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Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.
*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
by Androk January 7, 2019
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lick a dick up untill you hiccup!

If you don't like my cooking you can lick a dick up untill you hiccup!!
by MrsWily December 17, 2017
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Do you wanna know de way?

In the game VR chat you travel to a certain Island (named the Ugandian knuckles island)where you find a deformed shorter creepier version of knuckles (from sonic) that you are able to equip as a skin. Any player visiting the island will be visited by a crowd of the Ugandian knuckles (players)screaming the odd phrase "Do You Wanna know de way" mockin the Ugandian accent.
Me:enters the Ugandian island

The knuckles: Do YoU WaNnA kNoW DE WaY?!
by Ali Mroue May 2, 2018
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