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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022
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THATS NOT ME

tuffest song ever yeah. made by dose yns skepta and JME yeah.
NAH THATS NOT ME ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN THATS NOT ME SEX ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME LIPS ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME YEAH I USED TO WEAR GUCCI PUT IT ALL IN THE BIN COS THATS NOT ME TRUE I USED TO LOOK LIKE YOU BUT DRESSING LIKE A MESS NAH THATS NOT ME
by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025
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Tickle me elmo

Is when you shower at a buddy's place dump out his shampoo and conditioner and fill them up with your baby gravy to help with his texture of his hair.
Dustin was at the gym said something about his tickle me elmo and how much bounce his hair had.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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me when:

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by YesIamAGenius February 18, 2022
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Me-papa

You are not interested in getting involve in someone personal business or issues.
eg. Me-papa! You are asking me to tell his girlfriend about her cheating. no way , not me.
by fancii2bird March 13, 2021
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