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Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.
Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle
by juffmongoose February 14, 2012
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snottin me off

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.
by leelu January 7, 2013
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018
mugGet the Fuck me drymug.

Get away from me your chinese

讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬

당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요

あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク

đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
Get away from me your chinese
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
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just love me

A line started by Tay in 1992 due to her undervalued existence . Said when one wants attention. Used most frequently when one needs sex, hugs, cuddles, or kisses but can also be used when a friend is not showing enough attention to you.
by LovelyBones November 25, 2020
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HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance
Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin
by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024
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