Kinko my shit

To take a document, especially a photograph, to a copy center and have it enlarged.

I just got back from Costa Rica and have a ton of photos on my camera. I gotta go Kinko my shit.

by T-Bone Tyrrell August 3, 2007

Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

Koala beared that shit

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole

The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole

by whitegangster123 April 4, 2009

Shit On Your Existance

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.

"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."

by ghostbustingnigga November 1, 2008

on that next level shit

either when youre really high or when you've passed the level of it being okay.

Haley: Bro im on that next level shit.
Ahbi: Dude are you okay??
Haley: I dont know man im pretty fucked up.

by bbyhay17 December 3, 2016

Hot Shit Dump

1. The shit attack that occurs after eating a spicy meal. It may also result in a horrid smell, which engulfs the lavatory. All should stay clear.

After eating the spicy chicken wings, Dolores had to squeeze her ass cheeks together in an effort to avoid taking a hot shit dump in her pants.

by spqueen April 27, 2019

sugar free shits

Sugar free shits are when you eat some sugar free candy and you start shitting like crazy and your farts smell like asshole.

Bro I’ve got the sugar free shits from eating that candy.

by Chacho Dominguez October 8, 2019