Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r March 5, 2011

He-Man Ho slap

The act of digging into your ball sack with your hand, until you have frum-unda-cheese stank on your hand. You then slap someone you believe to be a Ho.

I He-Man Ho slapped that bitch last night!

by whackyzachy July 24, 2011

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.

By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.

by svils March 5, 2008

Old Man Cunt Syndrome

When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.

"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"

by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013

Toxic man tiny dick

The theory in which all toxic men have tiny dicks based upon all the pictures I have gotten from toxic men have been tiny.

Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*

Toxic man tiny dick.

by xxxyehhehe June 13, 2021

mmmmmmmmm, goochy pubis man!!

A tasty treat, fit for kings!!

mmmmmmmmm, goochy pubis man!! loves to dance!!

by Tomithy May 23, 2008