Vagina Jockey

Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind

Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey

by Alkaline Water July 4, 2022

Salty Vagina

When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.

Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.

by OneWorkingMan November 2, 2018

vagina kick

Vagina kick means you got kicked in your vagina and it’s really painful

Vagina kicks are painful because I just got a vagina kick.

by Fuck my vagina January 6, 2020

Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

bassmouth vagina

When a women speads her legs and you see her lungs. 😅😅😅

" I fucked this chick who had a bassmouth vagina"

by Holt3113 May 13, 2016

cunt's vagina

You're the blood dripping hole of the body that a cunt has to put a big juocy schlong in

Hey cunt's vagina... You're a piece of shit!

by ShandyShan August 6, 2017

vagina tapper

A vagina tapper is some one in high school who is considered the coolest and goes to the party fuckin all the girls with the good pussy he is a fuck boy

Yo Tyrone jimmy neutron is such a fuckin vagina tapper

by Jimmy davids June 21, 2016