by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019
Get the turkey submug. The process of taking ones thumb and placing it between the pointer finger and middle finger then pinching someone with your thumb, resulting in the most painful pinch known to mankind
by Mack Master Jack August 7, 2012
Get the Turkey Bitemug. Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...
by island chicken. October 28, 2015
Get the Dream Turkeymug. *Like Turkey* ( _n_) : Type of a relationship where its not a relationship but its a thing for sure, where you dont say "i love you" to each other but "i like you" . It has all the elements of dating except that.
Usually for commitment phopic people who want to be with each other but not 'date' at the same time.
Derivation : Derived from fist turkey. A fist turkey is an awkward combination of a fist bump and a highfive, thus its neither a fistbump, nor a handshake. Now substitute fist bump with dating and handshake with friends with benefits and there you have it. Like turkey.
Usually for commitment phopic people who want to be with each other but not 'date' at the same time.
Derivation : Derived from fist turkey. A fist turkey is an awkward combination of a fist bump and a highfive, thus its neither a fistbump, nor a handshake. Now substitute fist bump with dating and handshake with friends with benefits and there you have it. Like turkey.
by Fandomlove May 29, 2016
Get the Like turkeymug. by mswizzle August 22, 2014
Get the jives turkeymug. A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
by anoldviolin July 21, 2016
Get the turkey timermug. A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.
by Ellee722 November 10, 2010
Get the turkey tenmug.