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thomas the thermonuclear bomb

its what usa threw on japan
yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday
by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019
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Doubting Uncle Thomas

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.
The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.
by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008
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Thomas Sangster sexual

You're really obsessed with thomas brodie-sangster gurlll

You're Thomas sangster sexual
Boy: can i have your number?
You: no sorry,i'm thomas sangster sexual!
by Maze runer February 25, 2021
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Thomas Bradley Scale

The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.

Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.

Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”

“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”
by OmarTurk April 13, 2020
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Thomas Max Warshaw

He is an epic gamer, who may or may not say epic to much. His theme song is the same as his friend Thomas the Train, and he loves to dab on the haters as a sign of respect for him. He loves Kermit the frog, who is his biggest idol. You might find him wasting his life on the internet, or doing something stupid in the corner of a room. He thinks he’s funny, but also understands that he’s not. He has a few nicknames, including “stupid f***ing idiot” and “that godda** as*hat piece of sh**,” however, he finds this all very entertaining. Unlike his name Thomas implies, you would be very unlucky to know him.
Person: “hey, do you know Thomas Max Warshaw?
Other person: “@$#! you! You just ruined my day!”
Person: “how?”
Other person: “because Thomas Max Warshaw sucks.”
Person: “oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry”
by ItsurUncleLou November 18, 2019
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St Thomas Network

The stream of ejaculatory fluid seeping from woman to woman to woman which eventually leads back a few dudes at Carlson Business College
"We'll get you an InTeRnShIp & JeOB while at sT tHoMas! All through the St Thomas Network!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you have to do is pay 40k$ and read about SJW and business EThIcS! We haAve GReaT, SaLieNt MaJorS!"

"I guess I better bring my rain boots....sigh..."
by BasedDe September 17, 2020
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St Thomas aquinas

Saint Thomas Aquinas is a school full of popular kids and nerve, this school is dominated with blacks and aisans and some whites
People lose their virginity by year 9 and mujority get head in year 8 the year 10 sell sweets and pick on year 7,there are a ton of fights and relationships and a small percentage of girls are bisexual the year 7 going to year 8 in September 2019 have lots of fights and make fight pages on ig all the popular kids get girls and nerds get bullied and the girls are all sense time with deeper voices than most boys,this school has people looking like Roadmen with there blacked out outfits and boys finger girls underneath staircases,the food is inconsistent mostly bad but education wise is amazing,their detention rules go a Lil like this
C1-30 MIND
C2-1 HOUR
C3-2 HOUR

C4-ISOLATION
C5-SUSPENDED

Mr Martin is making the shool better but students are not enjoying it,they care more about your clothing than they do about yourself the girls always lips boys and you tend to see "as grabbing" alot year 10 go out of lessons to masterbate about their girls grabbing there crotch,the year 11 are always safe and mature but have fights they only worry about their exams and their siblings,some year 10s make a girl lose their virginity and say it was rubbish any way as you can see theirs a lot of sexual stuff and boys in year 7 only worry about if a girl is flat or not and if they're on report
Guy-wagwan g just tapped my tings back and she might gimme head and maths was dead still
Guy2-same blood I had Mrs ...... and she gave me a c1 for answering back

Guy-don't think your bad cause im on report and I got a C2 cut that sick head teacher sent me out

Guy2-oi shut up blud you and your long backbuk*punches him in his face*
*SLT using radio*-WE NEED BACKUP that is St Thomas aquinas
by ANONYAMOM August 24, 2019
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